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[strredwolf]

An opinion poll, for all of you guys, gals, and goyls.  Not offical, of course, but gathering ideas.

A spammer was caught sending over several billion spams to Canmephian and Earth-native people.  While heavily fined on Earth, Canmeph 2 convicted him of "performing mass spamming of the first degree," or more technically, "spamming out of the wazoo, from hell and back again, with clockwork and fiber regularity only mass transit can match."  Said spammer was found guilty and sentenced to death (a crime of this magnitude, with no hope of rehabilitation, would require such a penalty).  After the automatic appeal to double-check everything, as well as using up all his appeals, the spammer is going to die.

Now, given the resources of Canmephia, what technique would you employ to kill the dead man walking?

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[bar-gamer.livejournal.com]

Serious! Here's a good one, inspired by a book: Strap him, facedown, to a table. Take a permanent marker, and write as many spam titles on his back as you like, about 7, +/- 2, so he can remember them. Read them aloud as you write the titles.

Then take a really big needle/scalpel, position it sewing-machine-style over his back... and gradually, carve the titles into his back, feather-light at first, barely touching his skin, then deeper and deeper with every pass, until either the needle pierces some major organ or shock/massive-bloodloss occurs, and he dies.

A crueler alternative is stopping short of death, letting him heal up, then 'writing' in a different set of spam titles, repeating the process of bleeding and re-healing, until every spam title he's sent in his career has been duplicated on his back. Rehealing the nerves that feel pain is crucial, for this sort of torture to achieve the full effect.

Scared you people yet? :D