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[strredwolf]

An opinion poll, for all of you guys, gals, and goyls.  Not offical, of course, but gathering ideas.

A spammer was caught sending over several billion spams to Canmephian and Earth-native people.  While heavily fined on Earth, Canmeph 2 convicted him of "performing mass spamming of the first degree," or more technically, "spamming out of the wazoo, from hell and back again, with clockwork and fiber regularity only mass transit can match."  Said spammer was found guilty and sentenced to death (a crime of this magnitude, with no hope of rehabilitation, would require such a penalty).  After the automatic appeal to double-check everything, as well as using up all his appeals, the spammer is going to die.

Now, given the resources of Canmephia, what technique would you employ to kill the dead man walking?

Comments

[griffinwolf.livejournal.com]

You've always talked about a mind-wipe and reprogramming, that's death, in a way.

But then, I've never been overly fond of the death penalty for those who haven't taken life (not really sure where I stand on that).

Of course, you could always just sentence him to life in prison... forgetting to mention the fact that he'd be inflated to a giant sphere, just a ball with a head on top, attached to various machines to keep him clean, inside and out.

[griffinwolf.livejournal.com]

Going a little further, you could always just liquify his body, skeletal system, and just leave him as a brain with eyes thinkin' tangerine' thoughts.

Or, as I mentioned in a later post, if you must kill him, "Death By Disco!"