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[strredwolf]

An opinion poll, for all of you guys, gals, and goyls.  Not offical, of course, but gathering ideas.

A spammer was caught sending over several billion spams to Canmephian and Earth-native people.  While heavily fined on Earth, Canmeph 2 convicted him of "performing mass spamming of the first degree," or more technically, "spamming out of the wazoo, from hell and back again, with clockwork and fiber regularity only mass transit can match."  Said spammer was found guilty and sentenced to death (a crime of this magnitude, with no hope of rehabilitation, would require such a penalty).  After the automatic appeal to double-check everything, as well as using up all his appeals, the spammer is going to die.

Now, given the resources of Canmephia, what technique would you employ to kill the dead man walking?

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[drmarkov.livejournal.com]

While study of such an extreme case would be lovely, my favorite was pushing him out of an airlock in mid-planet orbit. He'll be humanely killed by the lack of atmosphere by the time he starts reentry.