Fictional answers to fictional questions
Dec. 22nd, 2004 07:54 pmSpread from
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his is an information egg, a virus. I am a nexus in a hive of spider veins.
Comment, and I will ask you five questions. Answer them fictionally.
Answer them with words, answer them with photographs, answer them with art, answer them with music. Put your answers in your own LJ, in my comments section, in the comments section of your best friend, on your website.
Mutate; little virus, Spread and Spray.
1. Does the Dead Man's Hand haunt you at night?
No, not since I've been eating garlic before going to bed at night. T2KYOM's tips work wonders!
2. What lies beyond the black holes of reality?
The great sea of unsanity. Note the distinction from regular sanity and insanity (or lack of sanity).
3. Will there ever be reconcilliation of your multiple lifetimes?
Reply hazy.
4. When you leapt into the body of Ronald Regan, why did you do what you did?
I slept. Alot. Those days working 9 to 10 really tire out an old soul. Poor Ronnie. He was a very good actor.
5. Can there ever be a rainbow filled with malice?
No, no NO! What is with you? It's not that there aren't any rainbows filled with malice, but you need to be in the right mindset to actually detect them. The best mindset is to have the "Mostly Harmless" Terranian version of the Pan Galatic Garcle Blaster mixed in with equal portions of 307 Ale. Stir carefully, because if it explodes you did it wrong. It takes a good while to prepare properly so you should have it availible in advance. When you DO see a rainbow, drink the concoction. You'll be feeling that rainbow in no time flat (if not flatter).
his is an information egg, a virus. I am a nexus in a hive of spider veins.
Comment, and I will ask you five questions. Answer them fictionally.
Answer them with words, answer them with photographs, answer them with art, answer them with music. Put your answers in your own LJ, in my comments section, in the comments section of your best friend, on your website.
Mutate; little virus, Spread and Spray.
1. Does the Dead Man's Hand haunt you at night?
No, not since I've been eating garlic before going to bed at night. T2KYOM's tips work wonders!
2. What lies beyond the black holes of reality?
The great sea of unsanity. Note the distinction from regular sanity and insanity (or lack of sanity).
3. Will there ever be reconcilliation of your multiple lifetimes?
Reply hazy.
4. When you leapt into the body of Ronald Regan, why did you do what you did?
I slept. Alot. Those days working 9 to 10 really tire out an old soul. Poor Ronnie. He was a very good actor.
5. Can there ever be a rainbow filled with malice?
No, no NO! What is with you? It's not that there aren't any rainbows filled with malice, but you need to be in the right mindset to actually detect them. The best mindset is to have the "Mostly Harmless" Terranian version of the Pan Galatic Garcle Blaster mixed in with equal portions of 307 Ale. Stir carefully, because if it explodes you did it wrong. It takes a good while to prepare properly so you should have it availible in advance. When you DO see a rainbow, drink the concoction. You'll be feeling that rainbow in no time flat (if not flatter).
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Date: 2004-12-23 08:48 pm (UTC)2. How many penquins were you able to fit on Bill Gates' head.
3. Wouldn't six paw drive be better?
4. When was the last time you driven though a grey hole?
5. What was your kill count when you last Returned to Castle Wolfenstine?