Fictional answers to fictional questions
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his is an information egg, a virus. I am a nexus in a hive of spider veins.
Comment, and I will ask you five questions. Answer them fictionally.
Answer them with words, answer them with photographs, answer them with art, answer them with music. Put your answers in your own LJ, in my comments section, in the comments section of your best friend, on your website.
Mutate; little virus, Spread and Spray.
1. Does the Dead Man's Hand haunt you at night?
No, not since I've been eating garlic before going to bed at night. T2KYOM's tips work wonders!
2. What lies beyond the black holes of reality?
The great sea of unsanity. Note the distinction from regular sanity and insanity (or lack of sanity).
3. Will there ever be reconcilliation of your multiple lifetimes?
Reply hazy.
4. When you leapt into the body of Ronald Regan, why did you do what you did?
I slept. Alot. Those days working 9 to 10 really tire out an old soul. Poor Ronnie. He was a very good actor.
5. Can there ever be a rainbow filled with malice?
No, no NO! What is with you? It's not that there aren't any rainbows filled with malice, but you need to be in the right mindset to actually detect them. The best mindset is to have the "Mostly Harmless" Terranian version of the Pan Galatic Garcle Blaster mixed in with equal portions of 307 Ale. Stir carefully, because if it explodes you did it wrong. It takes a good while to prepare properly so you should have it availible in advance. When you DO see a rainbow, drink the concoction. You'll be feeling that rainbow in no time flat (if not flatter).
graveyardgreghis is an information egg, a virus. I am a nexus in a hive of spider veins.
Comment, and I will ask you five questions. Answer them fictionally.
Answer them with words, answer them with photographs, answer them with art, answer them with music. Put your answers in your own LJ, in my comments section, in the comments section of your best friend, on your website.
Mutate; little virus, Spread and Spray.
1. Does the Dead Man's Hand haunt you at night?
No, not since I've been eating garlic before going to bed at night. T2KYOM's tips work wonders!
2. What lies beyond the black holes of reality?
The great sea of unsanity. Note the distinction from regular sanity and insanity (or lack of sanity).
3. Will there ever be reconcilliation of your multiple lifetimes?
Reply hazy.
4. When you leapt into the body of Ronald Regan, why did you do what you did?
I slept. Alot. Those days working 9 to 10 really tire out an old soul. Poor Ronnie. He was a very good actor.
5. Can there ever be a rainbow filled with malice?
No, no NO! What is with you? It's not that there aren't any rainbows filled with malice, but you need to be in the right mindset to actually detect them. The best mindset is to have the "Mostly Harmless" Terranian version of the Pan Galatic Garcle Blaster mixed in with equal portions of 307 Ale. Stir carefully, because if it explodes you did it wrong. It takes a good while to prepare properly so you should have it availible in advance. When you DO see a rainbow, drink the concoction. You'll be feeling that rainbow in no time flat (if not flatter).
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Date: 2004-12-23 01:11 am (UTC)-Alex Trebeck
and doth so i ask of thou, what do you inquire of me?
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Date: 2004-12-23 05:45 am (UTC)2. Which dimentions did you walk through just now?
3. What was it like being Canadian in a past life?
4. Do you know my number, since you know my name?
5. What is on the flip-side of this brane?
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Date: 2004-12-23 10:38 am (UTC)It's a comment...
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Date: 2004-12-23 08:48 pm (UTC)2. How many penquins were you able to fit on Bill Gates' head.
3. Wouldn't six paw drive be better?
4. When was the last time you driven though a grey hole?
5. What was your kill count when you last Returned to Castle Wolfenstine?
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Date: 2004-12-24 05:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-26 06:31 pm (UTC)2. Wouldn't it be better to have a dual-head setup with your computer?
3. What is your opinion on six paw drive?
4. Did you get my present for Agnostica?
5. You going to the new-years celebration at Shotgun Shells at Canmeph 2?
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Date: 2004-12-26 08:43 pm (UTC)2. Only if I can get the special three-male-prong attachment for it.
3. It's not enough!
4. Yes, an empty box. ...Darn, now I've ruined the surprise!
5. Sorry, can't. I'm already booked at the Mutant Turtle at Crandall Spaceport.
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Date: 2004-12-26 11:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-27 12:37 am (UTC)Hit Me
Date: 2004-12-24 05:37 am (UTC)--Mozdoc
Re: Hit Me
Date: 2004-12-26 06:35 pm (UTC)1. Aren't you all male? I think I saw your 37th horse be pregnant.
2. Ever poke yourself in the horn?
3. Didn't you charge the line durring Bastile Day in WWII?
4. How's the kids?
5. What ever happened to the guys who wanted to burn down the barn?
Re: Hit Me
Date: 2005-09-08 06:01 pm (UTC)Nope, never poked myself in the horn, I have poked myself with my horns though which is why I have to put something on the tip so I don't stab any of my horses.
Haven't a clue what that means.
Don't have kinds.
Nobody's ever wanted to burn down the barn I'm in.
--Mozdoc
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Date: 2004-12-28 06:00 am (UTC)1. Why penguins?
2. Ever consider 128-bit processors?
3. Does removal of Windows require an exocism?
4. What happened to you and that time traveling code I send you?
5. Haven't you pantsed Gates yet?!?