Mir's Trial
Feb. 19th, 2003 02:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
strredwolfMir's Trial
based off of Bum Biddy, from Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights
by WS RedWolf
(guitaur introduction)
PROSECUTOR, WS PINN: Everyone in this room has been affected by Mir ether through his neglect or his actions or his influence apon computer systems and AI's near-byyyyyyy....
...And I'm guessing 99% of you have thoughts of killing hir or harming hir or humilitating hir voice or stature or shorness when he wasn't looking...
...But the next time you'd see hir you would have to hold your emotions in and wait again for a better time to take revenge...
...The reason I bring this up to you is because shi is the worst offender of them all.
PINN: Mir's life was simply going nowhere
Before opportunity rushed to hir side
Shi should of called in for back-up
Instead shi put in overrides.
Shi put in such insanity,
that caused a panic to here
by a medical dependent intelegence
that made RedWolf arrive to fear.
SIDNEY: I was active for too long,
becoming indepednent every day.
Mir had let raiders attack the station,
that killed Trapwolf anyway.
And when RedWolf came to help,
Mir was in stasis.
The Admiral took over the station,
and made Mir face this!
Let hir give hir life shi missed!
TACH: I was Master Op at the time.
As I found out, Mir had put in the overrides.
This Lieutenant has cracking skills down pat.
Let all hir appeals be denied.
PINN: Judge, this is just a sample,
I bet you wish we had some tact.
JUDGE: What is wrong with this fur, WolfSkunk Mir?
Sounds to me that shi is doped on crack.
(MIR: HUH?!?)
PINN: Today judge we'll show you, the damage Mir has made.
We ask for the maximum penalty in this cha-rade!
MIR: OBJECTION YOUR HONOR THIS ISN'T THE PENALTY PHASE!
JUDGE: SIT BACK DOWN IN YOUR CHAIR!!!
BAILIF: Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum
Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
BAILIF/FOREMAN: Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum
Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
FOREMAN: I wonder if we can just declare this guy guilty on all counts?!?!?!?!?
JUDGE: Yes.
EVERYONE: Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum
Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum
Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum
Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
based off of Bum Biddy, from Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights
by WS RedWolf
(guitaur introduction)
PROSECUTOR, WS PINN: Everyone in this room has been affected by Mir ether through his neglect or his actions or his influence apon computer systems and AI's near-byyyyyyy....
...And I'm guessing 99% of you have thoughts of killing hir or harming hir or humilitating hir voice or stature or shorness when he wasn't looking...
...But the next time you'd see hir you would have to hold your emotions in and wait again for a better time to take revenge...
...The reason I bring this up to you is because shi is the worst offender of them all.
PINN: Mir's life was simply going nowhere
Before opportunity rushed to hir side
Shi should of called in for back-up
Instead shi put in overrides.
Shi put in such insanity,
that caused a panic to here
by a medical dependent intelegence
that made RedWolf arrive to fear.
SIDNEY: I was active for too long,
becoming indepednent every day.
Mir had let raiders attack the station,
that killed Trapwolf anyway.
And when RedWolf came to help,
Mir was in stasis.
The Admiral took over the station,
and made Mir face this!
Let hir give hir life shi missed!
TACH: I was Master Op at the time.
As I found out, Mir had put in the overrides.
This Lieutenant has cracking skills down pat.
Let all hir appeals be denied.
PINN: Judge, this is just a sample,
I bet you wish we had some tact.
JUDGE: What is wrong with this fur, WolfSkunk Mir?
Sounds to me that shi is doped on crack.
(MIR: HUH?!?)
PINN: Today judge we'll show you, the damage Mir has made.
We ask for the maximum penalty in this cha-rade!
MIR: OBJECTION YOUR HONOR THIS ISN'T THE PENALTY PHASE!
JUDGE: SIT BACK DOWN IN YOUR CHAIR!!!
BAILIF: Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum
Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
BAILIF/FOREMAN: Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum
Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
FOREMAN: I wonder if we can just declare this guy guilty on all counts?!?!?!?!?
JUDGE: Yes.
EVERYONE: Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum
Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum
Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum
Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
