strredwolf | From Twitter 09-08-2010

06:46:56: @bloowuff IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!! #whatover9000 #Obviousjoke
06:49:10: Filling my seat very well. Strange for a #hyperhumpday to feel like a #tripletuesday
08:56:24: http://bit.ly/bwbmFS Text version of diner not tolerating screaming kids.
12:50:20: @Chakat_Deirdre @casidhe You mean drooby?
14:55:22: "tick tock what are you waiting for?" I'm waiting for you to START THE GOD DAMN SONG ALREADY STEFANI!!! #getgoing #movethatgearup
15:01:43: Going through another round of mashup songs. Many don't belong. 90% are crap. Most of that are rap. The rest slowly rise from a bong.
15:05:59: This set is looking to like confirm Stugeons Law.
15:08:49: I'm using iTunes' star ratings for this. 1=junk 2=keep 3=meh 4=good 5=awesome. But the threshold between 1 & 2 is high w/exceptions.
15:11:19: For instance, if your song can't get to the first verse in 30 seconds, you get a star & skipped.
15:13:55: If it sounds like you slapped a backing track to some improv poetry, & it complained that it hurt, 1 star & skip. #makeitsmooth
15:18:39: If people took your song, remixed it, & made it much better, your original gets a 1 & skipped.
15:21:15: If your song can replace NPR's Car Talk as an instrument of torture, nuke IMMEDIATELY. (I'm looking at you @kobi_lacroix)
16:01:13: @JTigerclaw Light Rail train?