Who would win...
Sep. 14th, 2007 08:45 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
From a The Register article, but I think it's worth kicking out here. Who would be the best?
James Bond
Jason Bourne
The Bucaramanga karate school
Naomi Campbell
Ninja assassins
Chuck Norris
Pirates
Shaolin Temple kung fu monks
Steven Seagal
Bruce Willis
Monks/Ninjas/Karate students/Pirates? No, their advantages are sheer numbers. Everyone else will first clear out this riff-raff.
Bond? Bourne? Willis? No, they'd need artillery and it's not their style. Besides, they'll be out of ammo and thus roughly defenseless.
So, we're down to Campbell, Norris, and Seagal. The men are trained in martial arts. Campbell has female psychological warfare.
James Bond
Jason Bourne
The Bucaramanga karate school
Naomi Campbell
Ninja assassins
Chuck Norris
Pirates
Shaolin Temple kung fu monks
Steven Seagal
Bruce Willis
Monks/Ninjas/Karate students/Pirates? No, their advantages are sheer numbers. Everyone else will first clear out this riff-raff.
Bond? Bourne? Willis? No, they'd need artillery and it's not their style. Besides, they'll be out of ammo and thus roughly defenseless.
So, we're down to Campbell, Norris, and Seagal. The men are trained in martial arts. Campbell has female psychological warfare.
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Date: 2007-09-14 03:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-14 04:35 pm (UTC)Ninjas, however... if you've got a whole pile of ninjas, they're fucked. If you've got just one, though, he'll survive until late in the game.