I found the Iatola!
Jun. 30th, 2002 09:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Every so often, I loose a ruler used in doing Stalag '99 and have to find it. Why I don't have a better grip on them, I don't know. So I go looking for it...
Now, slightly demented folks would say "Here ruler ruler ruler!" Not me. I grew up with a father who wasn't twisted, but just bent in different areas and had his morals surgically removed.
... "Here Sadam Sadam Sadam... where are you, you little evil dictator?"
Eventually I'd give up and replace it (which has been getting difficult as of late). I *thought* I lost Iatola Kumani to my bed somewhere, and Sadam Hussein out in DC. So when I finally get a chance to look under my bed (which is a normal Queen matress, a normal Queen boxspring, and a frame of 2x4's, 2x6's, and 2x8's that my brother-in-law built), guess what I see.
That nice Stadtler #963 55-6 ruler. I found the Iatola. Damn that religous nut, I got to keep an eye on him more often.
Now, slightly demented folks would say "Here ruler ruler ruler!" Not me. I grew up with a father who wasn't twisted, but just bent in different areas and had his morals surgically removed.
... "Here Sadam Sadam Sadam... where are you, you little evil dictator?"
Eventually I'd give up and replace it (which has been getting difficult as of late). I *thought* I lost Iatola Kumani to my bed somewhere, and Sadam Hussein out in DC. So when I finally get a chance to look under my bed (which is a normal Queen matress, a normal Queen boxspring, and a frame of 2x4's, 2x6's, and 2x8's that my brother-in-law built), guess what I see.
That nice Stadtler #963 55-6 ruler. I found the Iatola. Damn that religous nut, I got to keep an eye on him more often.