strredwolf | (no subject)

OOOOOOOOOOOoohhhhhhh...

You think you're playin' Hold 'em,
But you know you're going to lose.
Because all you have is high cards,
and Brunson's betting too.

[Chorus]
You're not playing Hold 'em baby,
You're not playing Hold 'em.
You're not playing Hold 'em,
You're playing Razz.

Weeeeellll Lederer's looking gloomy,
and Gordon's going insane.
Madisau's blowing up
because he lost an all-in.

(Chorus)

Weeeeeellllll the wheels are a turning,
but never towards you.
The bets are never any good,
cause your chips are getting few.

(Chorus)

Weeeeeellllllll you survived an all in.
You survived 52.
You know Brunson's sweating now
cause, you're in the groove.

(chorus)