strredwolf | Piercing Thoughts

I've always wondered a few things with various piercings... mainly different types of jewerly and what my characters would want.

Sandra, of course, would want the thickest PA out there, and I've toyed with RedWolf having three of them (one per shaft). I too am curious about them, seeing about getting one -- yet the prospect of being too thick and unable to take a wizz troubles me. I've also thought of a Price's Wand, tunneled of course to allow for a "perament installation" but the length means I would need to be "peramently hard". Not to my liking.

I'm now toying with the idea of blending the two, a thick PA with a short PW, extendable to allow someone to aim. I'm thinking of drilling out a PA to the right thickness, installing it, and then inserting the extendable PW tube assembly (w/o the usual nub holding it in). A good bit of engineering would allow the PW assembly to click into place, although I doubt having the assembly in two parts would be worth-while. The resulting jewerly could be called Prince Albert's Wand:

I'm also toying with the idea of the braided shafts, but in this time using sounds that are crafted with the twist, having the shafts braid themselves as they expand and travel.