Easter...

Okay, if I understand Christian tradition...

Good Friday is when Jesua Ben Joseph (aka Jesus Christ) was crucified and killed. Now, why it's named "Good" when a symbol of a religion died on that day. Isn't it supposed to be BAD?!?

Easter is when he came back from the dead. Now, back then it would of been a good thing, but today with the advent of zombies, that's not a bad thing, that's an EVEN WORSE thing.

Somewhere, a Zombie Jesus stalks the earth...