strredwolf | SPAM Long and hard all weekend

Title curdosy of a spammer and Bookworm(of Sclock Mercenary)'s mail filters.

I entered into a local PetsMart, located next to a Michaels. Mom had gone to the craft store there, and Dad and I were staying in the car as she looked at paper (she's into scrapbooking). Dad wanted something to drink, so he sent me into the Petsmart (they usually have water for the pets and soda for the humans).

While I was inside I availed myself to the local facilities... and saw this log of crap in the toilet. This wasn't going to be flushed down, like 3 inches thick of poo, and at least a foot long.

You have to wonder, what creature could create such a thing. No human I could think of could. Maybe an ape? I doubt they could get Koko in there...