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Trabia Selphie of MZDM was doing Chinese abacus fortunes, and I thought, well...

Element of... Wood, born in the year of the fire dragon.
Unlucky.
Wooden dragon... WAIT! *Recalculates* Sorry, not unlucky. Moderate luck.
Basically, no luck, no bad luck. Will turn out to be polite, honest but may
have a bad temper.
Likely to have little trouble finding a bride, keeping said bride may be
problematic.
Apparently... uh... will uh... be able to... satisfy... uh... wife's
physical desires... VERY WELL *Sweatdrips*
*Looks disdainfully at her abacus* I did not need to know THAT...

For the non-explicit stuff, though... RedWolf will have a big heart, is
kind, and may have trouble getting fortune for hiseelf. So he'll have a
moderate life.
Season: Summer, Direction: Centre, COlour: Green, Planet: Saturn

(PM'ed)
That you're very good with your mouth and tongue in bed.
That you're very promiscuious and may end up with many concubines.
That you're physically attractive and...
That your... thingie... is very... uh... large...


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