OH MY GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[strredwolf]

Disney's comming out with a live-action port of....  Underdog.

I pulled up the page hoping it was a decently animated film... and it's a port job.  A terrible port job.  I didn't have to see the trailer.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/underdog/large.html

A regular dog in Underdog clothing.  Not faithful!  Bad Disney!  Bad!  No extended copyrights for you!

Comments

[drmercurious.livejournal.com]

Right...it's time to dispel the Magic Kingdom. You get the anitmatter hand grenades, I'll bring the railguns. First person to nail the Mouse buys the chocolate milk!

[strredwolf.livejournal.com]

Nay. Too many of them to invade. I've put in another order of terapedoes to Herc-Bay.

[drmercurious.livejournal.com]

Aw, that's no fun; besides, I want to make sure the infestation is cleaned out. Look, how about we each strap on a Gundam and go stomping?

[nelsondemifur.livejournal.com]

Strapping a Gundam on won't kill the mental image hearing that I have. I recommend possibly carpet bombing the theme parks, tearing down the skyscrapers, and just to be safe, seperate the theme parks from the rest of their respectable continents and watching everyone sink to the bottom of the ocean

[strredwolf.livejournal.com]

Same problem. Too many theme parks. Besides, we bomb 99% of them and then clean up the leftovers.

Although, there are alternate ways...

[bobskunk.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've seen something that misses the point/spirit that badly since.. Wow, I don't think even Ewe Boll or the Garfield movies comes close enough.

Those responsible need a good long electron fluxin'.

[dashutri.livejournal.com]

Disney?
Being unfaithful to a move?
Really?



A-DUH!

sorry, hun. Had to say it.

[shishiosa.livejournal.com]

Not only all the other complaints, but was that Jason Lee doing the voice???

EARL AS UNDERDOG???? They have lost their minds?

[tal-greywolf.livejournal.com]

They've not only lost their minds, they're demonstrating that the need for a mind in the running of an entertainment company is not essential.

I had heard about this through other sources, and knew already that this was going to bomb and bomb badly. I had hoped Ghost Rider was going to bomb, but apparently the movie-going public demonstrated once again that crap still sells.