PHP is like Perl, but only so much.

[strredwolf]

I miss Perl's unless control structure.  Perl has better "english" making things readable.  It's so good, you can do Perl Poetry.

Ugh.  PHP needs to do better.

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[darthparadox.livejournal.com]

read() or die;

[zimzat.livejournal.com]

*does a quick search*

unless ($a == $b) is the same as if ($a != $b)

ugh. That's just lazy.