Tweets for Today

• 13:17 Me: It absolutely, positively has to be lost overnight in Philly. PO clerk: *smerk* #
• 14:41 Dammit Access 2003, you had six years of time and you still can't do basic things that HTML 3.2 did? Even Tcl/tk is better at screen forms! #
• 15:49 Sentient humaniods should be allowed peircings, but only on themselves. Sfgate.com, search for "goth kittens". No pics, thankfully. #
• 18:20 City kids today are so screwed up, they can't run right. No wonders they fight; flight qualifies them for Ministry of Silly Walks funding. #

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