Tweets for Today

• 10:16 Wakey wakey kittehs ;) #
• 14:58 The MRA-512 is a rare, limited request weapon that throws large metal slugs at sniper-rifle speeds. It defines the phrase "hit-scan" #
• 15:02 Bans on the MRA-512 are not in consideration as the spec sheet has proven to be ample warning to almost all customers. #
• 15:05 Canmephian Military experts recommend the MRA-255 over the 512 as users of the 255 will not be compared with pornography film makers. #
• 15:08 Contrails exhibited by the MRA-512 do not exist in lesser models. #
• 19:21 Purchasing the MRA-512 requires a complete psychological & background check as well as signature of our "mile-long" liability waiver. #
• 19:22 In efforts of full transparency, only one person has bought (w/cash) a MRA-512: WolfSkunk RedWolf. #
• 19:34 The MRA-512's performance, despite lack of kick-back, may cause petitions for commitment of the operator of said weapon. #

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