Tweets for Today

• 07:21 I keep forgetting / that my iPhone has a clock / force of habit, yes? #
• 10:52 From NPR Wait Wait!: Omni Shoreham hotel has $440K Cmdr-in-Chief Inauguration special in DC. #
• 14:48 Nts: Apply to Towson. #
• 14:52 Not sure how stable my job is now... #
• 20:10 Playing "DUDE WHERE'S MY... oh, wait, here it is." #
• 22:55 Most bone-headed move ever: McDonalds patents how to make a sandwich (like hamburgers) tinyurl.com/5jupdv #

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