Women are high maintance

According to Lyx on Slashdot:

Not kidding. Maybe I'll post an image to prove it. I bought flowers, candy, and a card at Target.

My receipt reads:
ROSES 14.99
M M MLK CHOC 2.00
WIFE 3.99

So apparently a woman only costs $4, but keeping her costs $17.

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A fiber optic line was damaged near my office.  They say it's due to a steam line bursting.

I say it's another rouge backhoe operator.  *KER-SCHLINK!*

My cow-orker added one up, and said it was penguins fighting with light sabers.  *PZZZZNNNGGG!*