The three signs of the Christocalypse!

1. Stores start decorating for Christmas earlier and earlier -- some starting in July.
2. Two words:  Chia-everything
3. The Salvation Army bell ringers.

The first two are already here!  Brace yourself!  It's going to be an onslaught, and Bill O'Reilly's not going to believe it one bit!

In a related tone:There could be something to be seen by having some talented ladies dress up as Salvation Army bell ringers, but with (much) tighter uniforms and ringing "Start spreading the news." I can just see it now.  David Letterman announcing "And here they are, the fabulous, Salvation Army Bell Ringers!"