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Aug. 6th, 2004 01:43 amBelive it or not, my dad pointed me to this one:
http://home.nycap.rr.com/useless/brassiere/
In it is an intresting name, Otto Titzling. One book claims he invented the modern bra (when it was really invented back in 1898 by Marie Tucek). Of course, the last name, for all intents and purposes, is what I'm concentrating on.
I like that name, but let's do it a bit more demented...
It's been a few centuries after WolfSkunk's Mom and Feynwolf died, and their children have spread far and wide, having their own children, and thos children having their own, and so on. It's been a few generations, and now folks have adjusted to the fact that these "mutants breeds" are here to stay, and they add some spice and diversity to life. Besides, having your bust rubbed twice over at the same time by a tall buff Nali is something to behold. But those tall buff Nali's aren't going to hold your breasts up 28/7, aren't they? Oh no! What a problem!
An Observer, and a fairly well endowed one too, decided to test cloth strength, wondering what would the best material of the time would be. But to do that, shi would need the best way to test it... and with a limited budget only for the cloth and little more, anything mechanical wouldn't be cheap enough.
Then, one day over lunch, shi overhears a conversation about how one Breeder was working out, jumping up and down on a fairly ample bust, and hir shirt just ripped from all the jyration on hir chest. The Observer came up and asked the Breeder some questions for research, and got an intresting idea. The Observer would create a garment of various cloth that would fit hir and the Breeder, and as they worn them through various activities, they would record how strong the cloth was. The Breeder also pointed out that if they found a good strong cloth, they could patent the design and sell it to fund more research.
The two agreed... and with measurements done by both, they created the first bras. And belive it or not, they were comfortable! So they patented it, made a company, sold bras to everyone, and retired happily. But what were their names?
The Observer was WolfSkunk Brassiere of France. The Breeder was WolfSkunk Titzlinger of America.
Nether ever saw the bra burning on Sol 3.
http://home.nycap.rr.com/useless/brassiere/
In it is an intresting name, Otto Titzling. One book claims he invented the modern bra (when it was really invented back in 1898 by Marie Tucek). Of course, the last name, for all intents and purposes, is what I'm concentrating on.
I like that name, but let's do it a bit more demented...
It's been a few centuries after WolfSkunk's Mom and Feynwolf died, and their children have spread far and wide, having their own children, and thos children having their own, and so on. It's been a few generations, and now folks have adjusted to the fact that these "mutants breeds" are here to stay, and they add some spice and diversity to life. Besides, having your bust rubbed twice over at the same time by a tall buff Nali is something to behold. But those tall buff Nali's aren't going to hold your breasts up 28/7, aren't they? Oh no! What a problem!
An Observer, and a fairly well endowed one too, decided to test cloth strength, wondering what would the best material of the time would be. But to do that, shi would need the best way to test it... and with a limited budget only for the cloth and little more, anything mechanical wouldn't be cheap enough.
Then, one day over lunch, shi overhears a conversation about how one Breeder was working out, jumping up and down on a fairly ample bust, and hir shirt just ripped from all the jyration on hir chest. The Observer came up and asked the Breeder some questions for research, and got an intresting idea. The Observer would create a garment of various cloth that would fit hir and the Breeder, and as they worn them through various activities, they would record how strong the cloth was. The Breeder also pointed out that if they found a good strong cloth, they could patent the design and sell it to fund more research.
The two agreed... and with measurements done by both, they created the first bras. And belive it or not, they were comfortable! So they patented it, made a company, sold bras to everyone, and retired happily. But what were their names?
The Observer was WolfSkunk Brassiere of France. The Breeder was WolfSkunk Titzlinger of America.
Nether ever saw the bra burning on Sol 3.
