Movies and how dumb their plotlines are.

[strredwolf]

I'm working in the box office this week, so I get folks comming up to me and asking me "What's suchandsuch movie about?" And I would ether have to get the dated synopsis sheets, try to remember the movie from when I ushered, or remember what other folks have said.

For "The Ring," it was "See a strange image on TV and die in a week."

For "Darkness Falls," it is "If you see the Tooth Fairy, she will kill you."

Hmmm... I could boil down some more movies...

Star Trek, Nemisis: WANTED: PICARD'S DNA. ADDED PERKS FOR DESTROYING EARTH. INQUIRE WITHIN.

Pinocio 2003: Italian import, dubbed in English, balding Roberto Benini playing the doll.

National Security: Two people save the world from a crime cartel in the funniest way possible.

Anyone else?