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If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel

Your first name:

How you gained your rule:

Your title is:

Your Highness - mmm grandeur!

Your symbol is:

the snake, because you can wear it like a feather boa

You rule from:

a clear, crystalline palace, and change in the basement

At your side is:

your fluffy kitty, Puffpants

Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:

sexy elves with swords

Your most popular law is:

"National Pajamas Day"

Your least popular law is:

Electro-shock collars for stupid people

Your worst enemy is:

um, the peasants you oppress?