PHP is like Perl, but only so much.

[strredwolf]

I miss Perl's unless control structure.  Perl has better "english" making things readable.  It's so good, you can do Perl Poetry.

Ugh.  PHP needs to do better.

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[kazriko.livejournal.com]

While all very true, Perl programmers know how to be lazy (it's one of their virtures).

And that's another in a long list of reasons Perl is a WORN language. (Write once read never)