Tweets for Today

• 08:50 That held train in Odenton yesterday? Police interviews following arrest of would-be Presidential assassin. I caught tail end. #
• 19:24 Ugh. Body is still trying to adjust to new schedule. Winter isn't helping any, ether. #

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We need a new law here.

No celeb gets to change his/her/hir religion without a psychological exam.