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If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	Your Highness - mmm grandeur!
Your symbol is:	the snake, because you can wear it like a feather boa
You rule from:	a clear, crystalline palace, and change in the basement
At your side is:	your fluffy kitty, Puffpants
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	sexy elves with swords
Your most popular law is:	"National Pajamas Day"
Your least popular law is:	Electro-shock collars for stupid people
Your worst enemy is:	um, the peasants you oppress?
Your popularity rating is:: 16%
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 76%
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