Local and National... absurdities.
These have to be done. Just because.
WE'LL KEEP THE LIGHTS ON FOR YOU: A local neighbor used to have the Christmas lights on (several blocks away, but Mom and I drive by there often). Snowman in lights and whatnot. For Feburary, he lit it up for Valentines day. Red hearts. For St. Patricks' day, cloverleaves in green.
THE SIGN FROM ABOVE POINTS TO A WEBSITE: No fewer than two churges have installed scrolling LED signs by the road. One a Korean church. The other's American... and occasonally advertises a dot-org address for the church as it scrolls the message. God? Do you pay hosting fees? Or would you like your own .rel TLD?
NOT ONLY IS HE THE PRESIDENT, BUT A CLIENT TOO: It's taken me a few times to catch the commercial, but I've ID'ed the snack food fairy in the Little Debbie commercials: Colin Mockrie in a TuTu. They got to be paying him a buttload for that... but then he's also been on both Who's Line is it Anyway? shows.
WE'LL KEEP THE LIGHTS ON FOR YOU: A local neighbor used to have the Christmas lights on (several blocks away, but Mom and I drive by there often). Snowman in lights and whatnot. For Feburary, he lit it up for Valentines day. Red hearts. For St. Patricks' day, cloverleaves in green.
THE SIGN FROM ABOVE POINTS TO A WEBSITE: No fewer than two churges have installed scrolling LED signs by the road. One a Korean church. The other's American... and occasonally advertises a dot-org address for the church as it scrolls the message. God? Do you pay hosting fees? Or would you like your own .rel TLD?
NOT ONLY IS HE THE PRESIDENT, BUT A CLIENT TOO: It's taken me a few times to catch the commercial, but I've ID'ed the snack food fairy in the Little Debbie commercials: Colin Mockrie in a TuTu. They got to be paying him a buttload for that... but then he's also been on both Who's Line is it Anyway? shows.